It's been a while between fucks here, so I decided to try an online dating site. Here's the chat transcript of the "girl" that i was talking to. Just got to make sure that no one actuall falls for this bullshit!!!
hellen says: (9:05:39 PM) - am here
hellen says: (9:05:41 PM) - how can you help me
TheMaster says: (9:05:42 PM) - OK......
TheMaster says: (9:05:45 PM) - What? :S
TheMaster says: (9:05:53 PM) - Help you????????
hellen says: (9:05:56 PM) - i need money to complete my airline ticket
hellen says: (9:06:01 PM) - i will apy you back
hellen says: (9:06:06 PM) - yess help me
TheMaster says: (9:06:17 PM) - ha ha ha. You have got to be fucking kidding me.
TheMaster says: (9:07:31 PM) - I don't even know you... And you're asking me ot send you money?????????
TheMaster says: (9:07:39 PM) - How about this..
TheMaster says: (9:07:47 PM) - Get back here and I'll take you out and I'll pay.
TheMaster says: (9:07:51 PM) - That's my best offer.
hellen says: (9:08:17 PM) - no you will not send it to me i will give you the travel aget email adress you will contact them by yourself
hellen says: (9:08:35 PM) - what did you want to know about me again
hellen says: (9:08:39 PM) - i will tell you
TheMaster says: (9:08:47 PM) - Whats the travel agency website?
hellen says: (9:11:23 PM) i only know their email adress
TheMaster says: (9:11:29 PM) - OK... And that is?
hellen says: (9:11:44 PM) - if you are interested to help i will give you their email adres
TheMaster says: (9:11:50 PM) - Wouldnt' be a hotmail, or other free email address for a proper travel agancy woudl it?
TheMaster says: (9:11:58 PM) - I'll get it. I'll see what I can do.
hellen says: (9:12:01 PM) -
skytravels@linuxmail.orgTheMaster says: (9:13:47 PM) Um.... :S And you've given them money????? Fuck, I wouldn't trust a "travel agency" that doesn't have a webiste, or by the looks of it a name, or a phone number or address or anything.....
hellen says: (9:14:19 PM) - they have phone number
hellen says: (9:14:23 PM) - you can call them
hellen says: (9:14:37 PM) - iwill give you their phone number now
TheMaster says: (9:14:41 PM) - OK.....
hellen says: (9:14:48 PM) - can you call them
hellen says: (9:15:31 PM) - now
TheMaster says: (9:15:33 PM) - I don't know.
hellen says: (9:15:54 PM) - when can you call them
TheMaster says: (9:16:05 PM) - Why would that matter? S:
hellen says: (9:16:14 PM) - or you dont wnt to help
hellen says: (9:16:22 PM) - just let me know am not forcing you to help
hellen says: (9:16:43 PM) - i just want to be home
hellen says: (9:16:50 PM) - i have missed home
TheMaster says: (9:17:08 PM) - I feel that this is a scam here. Iv'e had this asked before, and it's been the same story. So tell me... Why can't you have the money yoruself? And wny don't you have family or friends that can lend it to you rather then hititng up guys that you don't know for it?
hellen says: (9:18:07 PM) - try to undertsnd me
hellen says: (9:18:33 PM) - bad people have corrupt the good manner
TheMaster says: (9:18:47 PM) - I am trying hard... You're asking me to send $1,000's over to someone that I've enver met to a travle agency that you can't tell me anything about.....
hellen says: (9:18:54 PM) - i am the only child for my late parent
TheMaster says: (9:19:03 PM) - Are you from the US originally?
hellen says: (9:19:21 PM) - yes
hellen says: (9:19:22 PM) - am serious
TheMaster says: (9:19:36 PM) - That's strange. Either your typing sucks, or your english sucks even more.
hellen says: (9:19:38 PM) - i believe bad people have corrupt the good manner
hellen says: (9:19:58 PM) - am sorry//ids bcos am typing fast
TheMaster says: (9:20:04 PM) - yeah. OK.
hellen says: (9:20:22 PM) - i believe bad people have corrupt the good manner
TheMaster says: (9:20:26 PM) - So, what's the name and phone number of this travle agency?
hellen says: (9:20:30 PM) - just bear is with me
TheMaster says: (9:20:44 PM) - "just bear is with me"?? LOL What the fuck does that mean? LOL
hellen says: (9:20:57 PM) - wait let me check my diarty
hellen says: (9:21:21 PM) - will you call them now if i give it to you
TheMaster says: (9:21:26 PM) - Yeah.
TheMaster says: (9:21:43 PM) - So tell me... Whats in this for me if I actualyl do this for you?
hellen says: (9:21:44 PM) - cool
hellen says: (9:21:48 PM) - am coming
TheMaster says: (9:21:55 PM) - Coming?
hellen says: (9:22:08 PM) - i will really appreciate
TheMaster says: (9:22:13 PM) - How much?
hellen says: (9:22:27 PM) - and i will like you to be the person thats will come and pick me up at the airport
TheMaster says: (9:22:43 PM) - I'd do that, but you'd be coming back to the hotel with me for a few nights.
hellen says: (9:22:44 PM) - the money is not up to 1,000$
hellen says: (9:23:18 PM) - ok
TheMaster says: (9:23:25 PM) - Do you like to trombone?
TheMaster says: (9:23:37 PM) - or do you prefer turkey slaps?
hellen says: (9:24:13 PM) - i perfer turket slaps
TheMaster says: (9:24:30 PM) - Thats good. I'll bring some friends that like that too.
TheMaster says: (9:24:36 PM) - They'd love to do that with you.
hellen says: (9:25:02 PM) - do what with who?
TheMaster says: (9:25:12 PM) - They'd love ot turkey slap you. :)
TheMaster says: (9:25:27 PM) - You're up for that arent you?
hellen says: (9:25:33 PM) - i will like to meet them
TheMaster says: (9:25:39 PM) - You will.
hellen says: (9:26:09 PM) - so far they are your friend's
TheMaster says: (9:26:23 PM) - Yep. We do this all the time.
TheMaster says: (9:27:05 PM) - So, you haven't been able to tel me teh name and phone number of this travel agency yet.....
hellen says: (9:27:36 PM) - let me check it
TheMaster says: (9:31:37 PM) - Thats taking a while there....
TheMaster says: (9:34:08 PM) - Sorry. I've got to go to bed. Better luck with your shit scam next time pal. :P
so add her, talk to her, and give her as much shit as you can. And here's the picture... looks like it's been stolen from a low-class porn site somewhere.