Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Black Sugar

We all love some dirty black sluts, so lets see what I found here......

My Rates are $350 for incalls and $450 for outcalls, thats for 1 hour session, $850 overnights....
I do French, Kissing, Mutual Oral, greek, Roleplays, Fantasies, Dominatrix, Submission, GS, Heels Tights....
You could be my b _itch, I could be your B _itch... If you want to see how my nipples get hard and perky,
how I play with my toys, how my p _ussy get wet until I squirt... how I play with my anal toys... I'm your girl...
I have like 20 outfits, I love dominatrix... just Cum and make me Cum... I'm here al alone in my hotel.. so lets make this happen... I need to make sure you're for real.

xxx
Yessica
P.S. my msn is yessicarussell@hotmail.com


And here's the pics. And by the way... She's not that expensive. Just bater with the bitch, she is just a slut for the money.





Wednesday, September 12, 2007

I got 99 problems and a bitch aint one

It's been a while, but I found another one yesterday.

Just looking to see what was around online, I saw this girl, and even though she wasn't an oil-painting, she had some HUGE tits. They clocked in as a 50G! Thats fucking huge. So, we talk for a while, she's telling me that she's not into one-night-stands, and I'm going along with it as we all do. After about half an hour of this she's warming up and talking a bit more dirty. After another 5 minutes of talking about her blowing my cock, she's up for it.

I drive to meet her at the mall near her house, and she turns up. She was what I expected, so I was into getting out of there. We drove to a quiet back street where I pulled over and started to massage her tits through her singlet top. They were huge and felt great. When she asked "what do you want to do now?" I told her "Get those tits out, and rub them over my dick". Of course, she did what she was told like a good little slut.

Her tits took turns with her mouth running over my cock, She gave great head. She could almost suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. After about 20 minutes of that I told her to get in the back seat and get ready. I climbed back in there with her, and slowly slid into that hot pussy, doing her doggy style so her head was smacking against the window. she was going wild and wanted more, but after all that head, I could only last about 10 minutes fucking her like that before I pulled out and blew wads all over her back and saw it dribble down the crack of her ass.

I left her there with a spare towel that I had in the back to clean up and i get back in the front. By the time she'd gotten herself cleaned up enough to want to try talking to me again, I was ready to go. so I pulled out down the road and she scrambled to get her clothes back on. She made most of it by the time we got back to the mall and i droppeed her off right out the front. As I watched her walk away, I was sure I could see the faint mark on the back of her skirt from a was oc seman that shd missed that was now leaking through her clothes.

Aint life grand?

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

So, here's the story....

Guy sees girl on an international fuck-buddy site. Guy sends girl a message. Girl gets back. So, here's now it went...

Sent Hi Ruth,

Well, I'd be happy to give you my number... But your profile on here is set as "disabled". I've only ever seen that happen when there's something wrong with it. What is going on?

Received hey stud, well my msn is down at the mo so we can carry on chatting on here or i could give youa ring or something. up to you

Sent OK, that sounds good. So tell me. How would you like to chat? Let me know.

Received wow, i dont know where to start! think your cute and we should chat

Sent Hi. I'm *name withheld...*. I just browsed through your profile on here and wanted to say hello.


So, here's her pic. I'm sure it's a fake, so keep a look out for this. it's just more assholes trying to get your money. Same as always. ;)

So, until later... let's find some REAL sluts out there!

Monday, August 06, 2007

I'm no superman

Another one that's online looking for some action.

The profile for this girl is.....


Hi there,

I'm Roxx and new to here. Here looking for some people to have fun with both in and out of the bedroom.

Sexually there isn't too much that would make me blush. I'm very open minded and willing to try almost anything at least once. That said I'm not into pain, bdsm (either dom or sub), WS or humiliation... unless you really push my buttons. As for partners I'm looking for men, women and couples who are in good physical and mental shape, between 22 and 60, attractive and are looking to enjoy life as much as me.

If you're interested drop me a line. If I like what I see I'll let you know and we can chat more.


So, I sent her a message. Turns out that she's out for a good time,a nd boy did she have one. I told her that I'd bring the handcuffs, and she started to beg me to come around.

I get there and she's done what I told her to... wear the same top and pants that she had in the photo. It was barely covering her tits whe she opened the door. When I got in I sat back, had a drink, and talked to her for a few minutes. She then asked if I wanted to see her tits. of course I did, so she got them out and started to pull her own nipples.

After she got the puppies out, I grabbed them, and started to have some fun playing with those. Then she started to rub my cock through my pants so I pulled them off and got her to start sliding her face down my dick. She gives good head, and she's great at deep-throat.

So, lots of fucking, toys, handcuffs, and letting me blow in her ass three times, I left. Will i call her again? i think so. Will she fuck like that again? Definately. Will she bring a friend the next time? I toldl her that she'd better, so yeah, she will. I'll keep you posted.

Saturday, July 28, 2007

Lies, lies lies.... lies lies lies...

Another girl thats telling lies... ;)


im very playful i like slow romantic sex
i also like a good hard fuck every now and then
it takes a lot for me to climax so if u think u have what it takes just come and chat to me and ill see if i like and if u interest me :p
i like a guy who dosent blow in the first 10 minutes
i like some one who can keep it up while tryin to pleasure me
i like a guy who likes me for me
a guy that knows wat they r doing
i dont mind virgins cause i like to be in control
but dont mind the other way round either
hope to get to know some of you guys out there and who knows there might be that lil spark
xoxo
foxy

I met this girl, and thats NOT her real pic. Sure, she puts out, but a blow job in the car park at the local shoppint center isn't quite what she's said. But then agian, with a fucking ugly face that the girl had for real, I wouldnt do more then cum in her mouth then fuck her sister to make her feel bad. he he he

So, here she is...

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

More MILF's

It's been a while between drinks here, so I've gone around trying to find a bit of older action. Everyone knows that the older ladies know the deal, and this one certainly did.

Went to see her after a bit of a chat online, and she always kept saying "just friends, nothing will happen", and of course I said "fine". Everyone knows that when a woman says this, that she's lying through her ass. The sluts all say this to seem like they don't want a good fucking themselves, when they are all gagging for it.

So, we get together, chat fo a bit, she starts making a few moves, and after half an hour at most I've got her in the front seat of the car, askingme to get my pants around my ankles. Of course I did what any gentleman would have done. I got my cock out and told her to start sucking it like the dirty bitch that she is. She leaned over and wrapped her lips around it, and started to suck my balls dry. Got to love a MILF that wants that in the front seat of the car, in a car park, in the middle of the day. After gobbling my knob for about 15 minutes, she felt my hand on the back of her head, pressing her all the way down onto my cock, and I filler her mouth with a huge load of man-spunk. She kept on licking and swallowing until I was totally clean. This bitch loved the taste of cum, and wanted more.

So, I dropper her off at the shops where she wanted to get soem mints of something, I don't really care by this stage. I said goodbye, and asked her to bring a friend the next time. Not sure she liked that idea, but she knows what I'm after for next time.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Asian Sluts Put OUT!!!!

So there I was, out with this hot asian chick. She's 22, studying hospitality and she was hot for some fucking fun.

Took her to a quiet spot that I know to grab a quick bite to eat, then out to a club with some cool bands. Then she tells me that she "want to go home". So, fuck it. I was out of luck.

Or so I thought... i get back to her place, and she ways "I meant I wanted to go to your home". So, I did what any red-blooded man woudl do. I turned the car around and drove as fast as I could back to my place!

We got to my place, got her upstairs, and she couldn't keep her tongue out of my mouth, or her hands off my crotch. I pulled off my shirt and my pants and she did the same for hers. Then, onto the bed, more kisisng, she let me grab and suck her little tities. They are small, but they were hot. She loved having them bitten. Then she pushes me back, and starts to suck my cock. And she knew what she was doing..... it was some great head.

Then I get on my back, and throw a rubber on, and she's pushing her ass up against me, so I troll around, get right up behind her and jam my cock right into that tight cunt of hers. It was hot, wet and so nice to be fucking. After a while of that, I pulled out, ripped of the rubber, and blew all over her ass.... It was only then that she told me that I was bad. She wanted to have me cum in her mouth. thats right eh slut lives the taste of cum on her face.

So, after all that... Will I go back again? maybe, if she contacts me. Is she worth it? Well, I got laid, so yeah. Can I show pics? Sure. this is her.




Her name is Sissy, and she's on the big dating sites that around. See if you can find her yourself. You're sure to get off with this slut.

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Nice guys finish last...

It's been a while between drinks here, and the standards are slipping down pretty damned far.

Met this girl Wednesday... her description was "18, blonde, hot body". Well, that was all true. Not 100% on the age, but that's the last of my worries.

So anyway, chatting to this girl, she send me a pic, and my first thoughs are "Damn, I know that photos can be harsh, but that's shocking"... the pics below to show you. I've blocked the face for good reason. the body was good, but the face. If you've ever seen that episode of South Park where there's people that have asses where their faces should be, that is her!

So, i turn up at her place, she opens the door and its all I can do to not recoil in horror. But, beggars can't be choosers. So we get to teh car, I start to drive down the freeway to the outer suburbs and she's got her head in my lap. The only redeaming feature about this girl was how good she can deep throat. With a horror of a face like hers she had to know. No guy would want to face the girl while he's fucking her.

After about 10 minutes of head, I head onto an onramp and down into the burbs. I find a quiet spot that's got a tree shading the street light and I stop. Then I tell her to get her pants off, bend the fuck over and let me fuck her doggy style. I had to fuck her dogyg style because if I had have been able to see her face my cock would have gone so limp I could have tied it around a tree, but I'd have also had to clean my puke of her chest, and that's just bad.

So, I spanked her ass, left her with some cool red hand prints, and blew a load all over her back. Then I told her that we sould walk to the petrol station down the road to get some chips or something. Worked out well, it was only about 1/4 a mile down the road.

Half way there, I said that I left my wallet in the car, so i ran back. when I got to the car, I started it up, dropped the clutch and left the bitch standing there inthe middle of nowhere with a huge was of my cum running down her back into her dress.

Now tell me is that wrong? She came back the next week asking a mate of mine for $100 to fuck her. He told her to go and get fucked. what sort of stupid dirty slag is that?

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Beware the online scams

It's been a while between fucks here, so I decided to try an online dating site. Here's the chat transcript of the "girl" that i was talking to. Just got to make sure that no one actuall falls for this bullshit!!!


hellen says: (9:05:39 PM) - am here
hellen says: (9:05:41 PM) - how can you help me

TheMaster says: (9:05:42 PM) - OK......
TheMaster says: (9:05:45 PM) - What?  :S
TheMaster says: (9:05:53 PM) - Help you????????

hellen says: (9:05:56 PM) - i need money to complete my airline ticket
hellen says: (9:06:01 PM) - i will apy you back
hellen says: (9:06:06 PM) - yess help me

TheMaster says: (9:06:17 PM) - ha ha ha. You have got to be fucking kidding me.
TheMaster says: (9:07:31 PM) - I don't even know you... And you're asking me ot send you money?????????
TheMaster says: (9:07:39 PM) - How about this..
TheMaster says: (9:07:47 PM) - Get back here and I'll take you out and I'll pay. 
TheMaster says: (9:07:51 PM) - That's my best offer.

hellen says: (9:08:17 PM) - no you will  not send it to me i will give you the travel aget email adress you will contact them by yourself
hellen says: (9:08:35 PM) - what did you want to know about me again
hellen says: (9:08:39 PM) - i will tell you

TheMaster says: (9:08:47 PM) - Whats the travel agency website?

hellen says: (9:11:23 PM) i only know their email adress

TheMaster says: (9:11:29 PM) - OK...  And that is?

hellen says: (9:11:44 PM) - if you are interested to help i will give you their email adres

TheMaster says: (9:11:50 PM) - Wouldnt' be a hotmail, or other free email address for a proper travel agancy woudl it?
TheMaster says: (9:11:58 PM) - I'll get it.    I'll see what I can do.

hellen says: (9:12:01 PM) - skytravels@linuxmail.org

TheMaster says: (9:13:47 PM) Um....     :S    And you've given them money?????     Fuck, I wouldn't trust a "travel agency" that doesn't have a webiste, or by the looks of it a name, or a phone number or address or anything.....

hellen says: (9:14:19 PM) - they have phone number
hellen says: (9:14:23 PM) - you can call them
hellen says: (9:14:37 PM) - iwill give you their phone number now

TheMaster says: (9:14:41 PM) - OK.....

hellen says: (9:14:48 PM) - can you call them
hellen says: (9:15:31 PM) - now

TheMaster says: (9:15:33 PM) - I don't know.

hellen says: (9:15:54 PM) - when can you call them

TheMaster says: (9:16:05 PM) - Why would that matter? S:

hellen says: (9:16:14 PM) - or you dont wnt to help
hellen says: (9:16:22 PM) - just let me know am not forcing you to help
hellen says: (9:16:43 PM) - i just want to be home
hellen says: (9:16:50 PM) - i have missed home

TheMaster says: (9:17:08 PM) - I feel that this is a scam here.  Iv'e had this asked before, and it's been the same story.  So tell me... Why can't you have the money yoruself?  And wny don't you have family or friends that can lend it to you rather then hititng up guys that you don't know for it?

hellen says: (9:18:07 PM) - try to undertsnd me
hellen says: (9:18:33 PM) - bad people have corrupt the good manner

TheMaster says: (9:18:47 PM) - I am trying hard... You're asking me to send $1,000's over to someone that I've enver met to a travle agency that you can't tell me anything about.....

hellen says: (9:18:54 PM) - i am the only child for my late parent

TheMaster says: (9:19:03 PM) - Are you from the US originally?

hellen says: (9:19:21 PM) - yes
hellen says: (9:19:22 PM) - am serious

TheMaster says: (9:19:36 PM) - That's strange.  Either your typing sucks, or your english sucks even more.

hellen says: (9:19:38 PM) - i believe bad people have corrupt the good manner
hellen says: (9:19:58 PM) - am sorry//ids bcos am typing fast

TheMaster says: (9:20:04 PM) - yeah. OK.

hellen says: (9:20:22 PM) - i believe bad people have corrupt the good manner

TheMaster says: (9:20:26 PM) - So, what's the name and phone number of this travle agency?

hellen says: (9:20:30 PM) - just bear is with me

TheMaster says: (9:20:44 PM) - "just bear is with me"??  LOL  What the fuck does that mean? LOL

hellen says: (9:20:57 PM) - wait let me check my diarty
hellen says: (9:21:21 PM) - will you call them now if i give it to you

TheMaster says: (9:21:26 PM) - Yeah.
TheMaster says: (9:21:43 PM) - So tell me... Whats in this for me if I actualyl do this for you?

hellen says: (9:21:44 PM) - cool
hellen says: (9:21:48 PM) - am coming

TheMaster says: (9:21:55 PM) - Coming?

hellen says: (9:22:08 PM) - i will really appreciate

TheMaster says: (9:22:13 PM) - How much?

hellen says: (9:22:27 PM) - and i will like you to be the person thats will come and pick me up at the airport

TheMaster says: (9:22:43 PM) - I'd do that, but you'd be coming back to the hotel with me for a few nights.

hellen says: (9:22:44 PM) - the money is not up to 1,000$
hellen says: (9:23:18 PM) - ok

TheMaster says: (9:23:25 PM) - Do you like to trombone?
TheMaster says: (9:23:37 PM) - or do you prefer turkey slaps?

hellen says: (9:24:13 PM) - i perfer turket slaps

TheMaster says: (9:24:30 PM) - Thats good. I'll bring some friends that like that too.
TheMaster says: (9:24:36 PM) - They'd love to do that with you.

hellen says: (9:25:02 PM) - do what with who?

TheMaster says: (9:25:12 PM) - They'd love ot turkey slap you. :)
TheMaster says: (9:25:27 PM) - You're up for that arent you?

hellen says: (9:25:33 PM) - i will like to meet them

TheMaster says: (9:25:39 PM) - You will.

hellen says: (9:26:09 PM) - so far they are your friend's

TheMaster says: (9:26:23 PM) - Yep.   We do this all the time.
TheMaster says: (9:27:05 PM) - So, you haven't been able to tel me teh name and phone number of this travel agency yet.....

hellen says: (9:27:36 PM) - let me check it

TheMaster says: (9:31:37 PM) - Thats taking a while there....
TheMaster says: (9:34:08 PM) - Sorry.  I've got to go to bed.  Better luck with your shit scam next time pal.   :P


To everyone out there, the "girls" email address and MSN is hellen_cares4u@hotmail.com so add her, talk to her, and give her as much shit as you can. And here's the picture... looks like it's been stolen from a low-class porn site somewhere.

Sunday, January 21, 2007

You can't go back.

I did something that I shouldn't have... A slut that I fucked a while back sent me a message after about 5 months telling me that she's single again and wants a bit more cock from me. Well, being a ditry bastard myself, I obliged her requests. This is also thanks to the fact that she was a hot fuck the last time and I wanted to see how much better she'd gotten after a bit of practice here.

I tell her that I'll see her tomorrow, and she sounds like she loves it. I show up and she looks different. She still has a pretty face, but she's dumped about ten pounds onto her ass and her tits have started going south for the winter. I find out that she's been partying real hard lately, even the night before so she's still hungover and really looking like she just wanted another ten hours of sleep. But fuck it. A fuck is a fuck, so I stayed.

It was alright and all but she just didn't do anything like she did before. Looks like she's ha da guy that didn't want shit from her so she's given up with it all. She didn't want to do much for me, blowjobs were fucking average, didn't seem that happy when I was fungering and licking her and she just lay there while I fucked her.

I'm happy to do the work, but she just turned like 5-day old milk in the sun. I won't be going back, this bitch needs to get off whatever she's on and get her fucking life back.

The only consolation to all this... When she went for a shit half way through blowing me, I decided that I couldn't wait so I had a good tug myself and blew a load into one of her shoes. She'll be wondering what the fuck is there the next time she tries to pull those on. Just a little parting gift from me to her.